Will Ferrell

Best sandwich?

salami and grapefruit on rye with a light sheen of mayonnaise

What was your first concert?

Rody Rich

What is the scariest animal?

the penguin

Apples or oranges?

apples

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

I've only asked one person, Vladimir Putin

What do you think happens when we die?

we turn into trees

Favorite action movie?

Sense and Sensibility

Window or aisle?

window

Favorite smell?

jockstrap

10.

Least favorite smell?

newborn baby's head

11.

Earliest memory?

I was four years old and I attempted to rob a liquor store with my hand in a paper bag as if it were a gun

12.

Cats or dogs?

—

13.

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

Rick Ashley, never going to give you up

14.

What number am I thinking of?

1,284

15.

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.

conquer my fear of penguins