"Weird Al" Yankovic

Best sandwich?

Twinky wiener sandwich.

What was your first concert?

Elton John, at the LA Forum in the mid-70s.

What is the scariest animal?

Bears.

Apples or oranges?

For juice oranges and for eating apples.

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

The very first autograph I ever got was Myron Floren's autograph.

What do you think happens when we die?

Basically the same answer that Keanu Reeves gave on your show that one time.

Favorite action movie?

Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Window or aisle?

Window.

Favorite smell?

Gardenia.

10.

Least favorite smell?

Rotting burnt human flesh slathered with fecal matter and vomit.

11.

Earliest memory?

It was my second birthday and my parents and relatives thought it would be a great idea to dress up like clowns.

12.

Cats or dogs?

Dogs.

13.

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

Achy Breaky Heart or Merry-Go-Round by Wild Men Fisher.

14.

What number am I thinking of?

27.

15.

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.

Be kind. Bring joy. Repeat.