Robert De Niro

Best sandwich?

Whatever sandwich I'm eating at the time.

What was your first concert?

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What is the scariest animal?

Republicans.

Apples or oranges?

Well, I find it difficult to compare apples to oranges. So I will say grapes.

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

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What do you think happens when we die?

Well, one thing is it is harder to get a job. And at least that was my experience after I released the Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Favorite action movie?

40 Shades of Gray. Or Bambi. Or Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Window or aisle?

I actually prefer center seat between two big guys with screaming kids.

Favorite smell?

Garlic.

Least favorite smell?

My breath after I've had a lot of garlic.

Earliest memory?

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Cats or dogs?

I like cats and dogs. I've had them both. They're all great.

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

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What number am I thinking of?

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Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.

What the [bleep] happened?