John Oliver

Best sandwich?

a BLT crispy as possible the bacon, sweet as possible the tomato — a Wawa BLT

What was your first concert?

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What is the scariest animal?

pangolins are terrifying

Apples or oranges?

apples

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

oh yeah, as a kid yeah, footballers, Ian Rush

What do you think happens when we die?

I'm hoping for the end of life to be kind of the feeling you get when you sink into a chair after a long day

Favorite action movie?

the great escape — saving private ryan I guess

Window or aisle?

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Favorite smell?

tarmac — creosote when you walk past a freshly creosoted fence

Least favorite smell?

a not great egg

Earliest memory?

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Cats or dogs?

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You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

ashes to ashes, David Bowie

What number am I thinking of?

42

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.

I have no idea