Jimmy Kimmel

Best sandwich?

cold roast beef, Italian dressing, lettuce, tomato, and a little provolone melted in the oven — on fresh homemade bread from Figuro

What was your first concert?

Sammy Davis Jr.

What is the scariest animal?

The mosquito

Apples or oranges?

apple every day

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

I asked Steve Garvey, my favorite baseball player, for his autograph

What do you think happens when we die?

there's just a positive energy field that you become part of

Favorite action movie?

that Batman movie that Christian Bale was in with the Joker

Window or aisle?

Window

Favorite smell?

garlic and olive oil

Least favorite smell?

that mildew smell

Earliest memory?

I found a little triangular rock and a four-leaf clover, put them in a bowl, wished for a dog, and then we went to King's Plaza Mall and bought a dog named Fluffy

Cats or dogs?

dogs for sure

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

Do You Believe in Love by Huey Lewis and the News

What number am I thinking of?

eight

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.

Fat, sleepy, lazy, slightly drunk