Jeff Daniels

Best sandwich?

pita bread, creamy peanut butter, Ruffles cheddar and sour cream potato chips, and Sweet Baby James barbecue sauce — fold it over, boom

What was your first concert?

Arlo Guthrie at the Masonic Temple in Detroit, Michigan

What is the scariest animal?

What is the name of the animal on top of Trump's head?

Apples or oranges?

Apples. And I eat the whole apple.

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

Al Kaline was a Detroit Tigers right fielder. He was my childhood hero and I stood in line at some supermarket autograph signing.

What do you think happens when we die?

I just got to believe that it's pretty much exactly like Joel Osteen's megachurch, but bigger.

Favorite action movie?

Speed. Not quality. I was in it.

Window or aisle?

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Favorite smell?

The inside of a Martin guitar.

Least favorite smell?

Someone else's vomit.

Earliest memory?

Mrs. Matson, third grade teacher, coming out in the hallway — Kennedy had just been shot.

Cats or dogs?

Dogs. I've had dogs forever.

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

Levon by Elton John.

What number am I thinking of?

6,212.

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.

Anybody want to listen to Levon?