David Letterman

Best sandwich?

fried baloney sandwiches

What was your first concert?

Beach Boys

What is the scariest animal?

Wolverine

Apples or oranges?

oranges

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

yes

What do you think happens when we die?

people won't quiz me with nonsensical questions

Favorite action movie?

Once Upon a Time in the West

Window or aisle?

window

Favorite smell?

cigars

Least favorite smell?

the dressing room I was just in

Earliest memory?

getting my driver's license

Cats or dogs?

doggies

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

Space Invader, Foo Fighters Everlong

What number am I thinking of?

six

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.

do everything I possibly can to stop people at intersections from motioning me to go first