1.

Best sandwich?

a chip butty

2.

What was your first concert?

3.

What is the scariest animal?

the spotted Paparazzi

4.

Apples or oranges?

lemons, said the bells of St Clement's

5.

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

Muhammad Ali

6.

What do you think happens when we die?

that's when we're born, that's when we begin

7.

Favorite action movie?

Love Actually

8.

Window or aisle?

the window, but if it's a body odor situation, the aisle

9.

Favorite smell?

my mother ironing

10.

Least favorite smell?

chemical mint

11.

Earliest memory?

12.

Cats or dogs?

dogs

13.

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

a Bee Gees song called Immortality

14.

What number am I thinking of?

two

15.

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.

it's getting better all the time

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