1.

Best sandwich?

Peanut butter and jelly, white bread

2.

What was your first concert?

—

3.

What is the scariest animal?

The spitting cobra because it's rude

4.

Apples or oranges?

Apples of course

5.

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

I still do

6.

What do you think happens when we die?

We go into syndication

7.

Favorite action movie?

Raiders of the Lost Ark

8.

Window or aisle?

—

9.

Favorite smell?

My newborn babies

10.

Least favorite smell?

My newborn babies

11.

Earliest memory?

—

12.

Cats or dogs?

—

13.

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

That's All recorded by Nat King Cole

14.

What number am I thinking of?

Seven

15.

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.

Sex sex sex laughs sex